Well, His Scene Sucks…

Apr 12 2011 Published by under From the factory

Unlike your typical hipster who welcomes attention through fashion, Osama Bin Laden’s new standard wear is so bleak and monochromatic that he may now slips into any room… unnoticed

Osama Bin Laden is a post-rock faux-geek

Via Your Scene Sucks

Please don’t bother writing to tell us:
“A Gy!be tattoo!?! That’s sooooo 2000 and late” OR
“In my teens, I fell head over heel in love with post-rock. Alas, my feelings for the genre faded and now all I have to show for are a few dusty vinyls and a small tattoo…”

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The Day Osama Bin Laden Saw the Beatles…

Apr 11 2011 Published by under From the archives, From the factory

Hey! It’s those four kooks! That’s me in there!’

Osama Bin Laden is on the Beatle's Abbey Road album cover

Original found here

Please don’t bother writing to tell us:
“Hey, CIA/FBI… Bin Laden is in Florida?? It saiz it right there in the article!!!” OR
“Fake! He would have been 12 years old in 1969.” OR
“The symbolic of Paul McCartney being barefooted is…”

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The Origin of Dave Mustaine’s Anger

Mar 18 2011 Published by under From the archives, From the factory

After being kicked out of Metallica, Dave Mustaine did not take the news of his replacement kindly, to say the least

Osama Bin Laden is in Metallica, for a brief moment

Please don’t bother writing to tell us:
“He’s angry because he has a typo in his band’s name, Megadeth instead of Megadeath”
“Whenever Dave Mustaine fights, it’s a holy war, because Dave Mustaine is a god”

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